So… what can we say about Sri Lanka? Well it’s a truly fabulous place, with stark contrasts in climate. You have the Safari Park which suffers drought in the dry season but which is only a couple of hours’ (terrifying) drive from the Rain Forests. The people have a ready smile and are eager to…

…. when you invented the Water Buffalo, WHY did you put it here? You really didn’t think that through, did you?  

This is a Mummy Ephelant: and this is a Baby Ephelant: and this is an Ephelant and an Ephelant’s arse.

So…. here’s the thing: There’s a bath on our balcony: So far, so good, if a little bit weird. But here’s the view from the bath: Which makes the view TO the bath somewhat disturbing.